CHALLENGE DETAILS
By Stephanie

1. Someone must say, in these exact words, "I've split my pants, look!"
2. Someone must also say: "Cheese is often found where you least expect it."
3. There must be a hyperactive seal looking for ants.
4. At least one reference to X-Files.
5. The word "ubiquitous" must be used 5 times.
6. 4 or more jokes about General Hammond's bald head.

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