The Monkey Plot Generator
IN THE WORLD BEFORE MONKEY, PRIMAL CHAOS REIGNED. HEAVEN SOUGHT ORDER, BUT THE PHOENIX CAN FLY ONLY WHEN IT'S FEATHERS ARE GROWN. THE FOUR WORLDS FORMED AGAIN AND YET AGAIN, AS ENDLESS EONS WHEELED AND PASSED. TIME, AND THE PURE ESSENCES OF HEAVEN, THE MOISTURE OF THE EARTH, THE POWERS OF THE SUN AND THE MOON ALL WORKED UPON A CERTAIN ROCK, OLD AS CREATION. AND IT BECAME MAGICALLY FERTILE. THAT FIRST EGG WAS NAMED 'THOUGHT'.
TATHAGATE BUDDHA, THE FATHER BUDDHA SAID 'WITH OUR THOUGHTS, WE MAKE THE WORLD'. ELEMENTAL FORCES CAUSED THE EGG TO HATCH. FROM IT THEN CAME A STONE MONKEY. THE NATURE OF MONKEY WAS IRREPRESSIBLE!