This was my first attempt at Fanfic, and I think it's pretty good. Very silly, but good. Economical. I'm happy with it anyway, apart from the Hammond jokes, some of which are a bit forced.
The dilema of the gate comes about from my wondering what would happen if a Stargate was underwater. I've assumed that matter can only pass through the gate one way, which is debatable, it seems to vary from episode to episode. And I'm sure more goes on in Teal'c's head than he lets on.
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